EXTWednesday One-Liners for C. Montgomery Burns

Black guy: And in this movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was the most selfless guy ever — all he cared about was money.

–Jackson Hole, 91st & Madison

20-something exasperated chick on cell: It’s a little something I call the hundred and fifty bucks I have to pay once a year! It’s a little something called my rent!

–W 10th & Waverly

Overheard by: I call it that too

Geek: Have you ever pictured someone swimming in a pool of money? Do you know how much that would hurt?

–54th & 10th

Overheard by: Allisa

Mom to little daughter picking up garbage: Don’t pick up stuff off the street. unless it’s money.

–14th & 2nd

Suit: . And they find him in Brussels with one million dollars in his suitcase.

–Chambers & West Side Hwy

Overheard by: Mike McG

Conductor: Attention, passengers, the power for this line has shorted out. Track workers are coming down to reset the breaker. We should be delayed for 15 to 20 minutes. A buck fifty — you get what you pay for.

–PATH train, stuck under the Hudson

VP: I certainly don’t want you to think it’s all about money, because it’s not — it’s mostly about money.

–Office, Park Ave South


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us·Posted 2007-04-11

Wednesday One-Liners Are Eating Cat Food

Newspaper hawker: Close your umbrellas, people! You’re inside! You’re going to poke somebody’s eye out! Then they gonna sue you! Then you gonna be broke! Then you gonna throw yourself down the escalator!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Brawd

Black guy on cell: Niggas with no money are contagious!

–7 train platform, 74th & Broadway

Overheard by: Robyn Z

Flight attendant: Welcome to New York where the local time is 4:37. We know that you have a choice in selecting your air travel, and on behalf of the pilot and the crew I’d like to thank you for choosing our bankrupt airline.

–LaGuardia

Overheard by: Ldartjoy

Man on cell: There’s nothing worse than a poor snob.

–115th & Broadway, outside Columbia University

Hobo: Don’t anyone wanna donate to the broke-ass foundation?

–Houston St

Overheard by: Has been helped by that organization


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us·Posted 2007-04-11

Symptoms Of Genital Herpes - American Chronicle

Symptoms Of Genital Herpes
American Chronicle, CA - 37 minutes ago
The symptoms of urethra may be treated as urinary tract infection. The symptoms of the vagina or cervix may be treated as yeast infection, if they are also .

Forskolin good in urinary tract infections - Science Daily (press release)

Forskolin good in urinary tract infections
Science Daily (press release) - Apr 9, 2007/font>
Candidiasis — Candidiasis, commonly called yeast infection or thrush, is a fungal infection of any of the Candida species, of which Candida albicans is .

Dog Ear Yeast Infections - Could Your Pet Be Suffering Needlessly? - Free press releases (press release)

Dog Ear Yeast Infections - Could Your Pet Be Suffering Needlessly?
Free press releases (press release), UK - Apr 2, 2007
It could be a dog ear yeast infection," says Kristi Carter, owner of DogEarYeastInfection.com, and loving dog owner. An overgrowth of yeast will cause .

Comments

EXT
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009773.html

Clerk: . So she pulls the suicide card. On the second date!

–30th St

Overheard by: Schroeder

Sociology professor: Just think of your life as a thousand chances a day to commit suicide.

–NYU

Pessimistic teen: Jelly beans make me want to kill myself.

–Tasti D-Lite, Bleecker & MacDougall

Overheard by: Louis

Chick: I would never commit suicide! I would do something instead. You know, like cut sugar cane.

–NYU

Overheard by: Nosy


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us·Posted 2007-04-11

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009771.html

Thug to tourist taking picture: Yeah, bitch, I’m in your picture! I’m in your picture! Put it on MySpace, bitch!

–W 34th & 7th

Overheard by: nisey79

Thug to friend: Nigga, it’s hard to explain. It looked. like a decorated cosine curve!

–110th & Lenox

Overheard by: Curly Ku

Thugette to thug boyfriend: This ain’t Valentine’s Day. You slap me I’ll slap you back!

–Bronx-bound D train

Overheard by: Krissss

Thug to his baby, after carrying her stroller down the subway steps: Woo-hah, I got you all in check.

–6 train station, 59th St

Overheard by: Jackie

Thug: Shit. Jimmy Hoffa’s lucky he don’t gotta pay taxes.

–Brooklyn-bound F train

Overheard by: In debt on the F train

Thug: That thang was so big you could put a whole paragraph on it!

–6 train


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us·Posted 2007-04-11

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009767.html

Newspaper hawker: Close your umbrellas, people! You’re inside! You’re going to poke somebody’s eye out! Then they gonna sue you! Then you gonna be broke! Then you gonna throw yourself down the escalator!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Brawd

Black guy on cell: Niggas with no money are contagious!

–7 train platform, 74th & Broadway

Overheard by: Robyn Z

Flight attendant: Welcome to New York where the local time is 4:37. We know that you have a choice in selecting your air travel, and on behalf of the pilot and the crew I’d like to thank you for choosing our bankrupt airline.

–LaGuardia

Overheard by: Ldartjoy

Man on cell: There’s nothing worse than a poor snob.

–115th & Broadway, outside Columbia University

Hobo: Don’t anyone wanna donate to the broke-ass foundation?

–Houston St

Overheard by: Has been helped by that organization


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us·Posted 2007-04-11

MayoClinic.com">Male yeast infection: Can I get it from my girlfriend? - MayoClinic.com

/www.mayoclinic.com/health/male-yeast-infection/HO00172&cid=0&ei=GN0eRubFDpe4pwLL_8T2Cg">Male yeast infection: Can I get it from my girlfriend?
MayoClinic.com - Mar 29, 2007
Yes, you can get a yeast infection from sexual contact with a woman who has a vaginal yeast infection. The same yeast that causes vaginal infections in .

Dog Ear Yeast Infections - Could Your Pet Be Suffering Needlessly? - Free press releases (press release)

Dog Ear Yeast Infections - Could Your Pet Be Suffering Needlessly?
Free press releases (press release), UK - Apr 2, 2007
It could be a dog ear yeast infection," says Kristi Carter, owner of DogEarYeastInfection.com, and loving dog owner. An overgrowth of yeast will cause .

Comments

EXT
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009770.html

Kid: . And his balls were hanging out of his skirt!

–Stuyvesant High School

Drunk chick: Can I pleeease kick you in the balls? It’s my birthday!

–Ave A

Bimbette: So, balls are always — and, like, totally not in a sexual way — but balls are always hitting me in the face.

–Line at Upright Citizens Brigade

Street vendor to another: So, what if you were wearing shorts and you had one ball hangin’ out?

–W 49th & Broadway

Hot chick to another: So, I had him by the balls.

–Washington Square Park

Girl: No, no, don’t scratch your balls! [Screams.]

–8 train

Overheard by: Alex

Actor: I look down and there’s this blue spot on my balls. It looked like I fucked a smurf.

–Backstage, Strawberry One-Act Festival

Overheard by: I hate it when that happens


Alsome |Thumbs up | Thumbs down| wtf?
Link· Email· Quote this!·Del.icio.us/a>·Posted 2007-04-11

Comments

· « Previous entries